fuckingdamit's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 738 (From 80 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,280 Points

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Clock Duels

Medals Earned: 11/19 (180/480 points)

Clock Shot 5 Points

Execute a clock shot.

Pineapple Chunks 5 Points

Defeat Pineapple.

Rapid Illustrate 10 Points

Perform a rapid illustrate.

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Artist 25 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a rapid illustrate on all opponents.

Chop Top 25 Points

Execute a chop top.

Fruitality 25 Points

Perform a fruitality.

Jackpot 25 Points

Perform the ultimate skill kill!

Clockmaster 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and execute a jackpot on all opponents.

Gut Sucker 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a fruitality on all opponents.

King of Kings 50 Points

Perform a rapid illustrate on the final opponent.

Skull Fucker 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a chop top on all opponents.

Cowabunga Down Under

Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)

Citizenship Granted 100 Points

Become an Australia Citizen!

Citizenship Denied 100 Points

Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!

Cyber Hell 2: i4AI

Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)

Now I've got a headache 5 Points

Defeat Marvin the Paranoid Android.

Collateral damage 10 Points

Complete the game and get the first ending. Don't worry, it doesn't affect your score.

How do you like it? 25 Points

Complete the game. Get the second ending.

Robo-God 100 Points

Complete the game on Hell Mode!

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Cyber Hell 3

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

Bang, zoom, straight to the Moon 5 Points

Blend Bender

Out with the old... 5 Points

Defeat your past self in a merry mirror match. Wait... scratch that, wrong game. Whatever, just eviscerate this imposter, whoever it is!

Ultimate Tag Team Champion 100 Points

Beat both bosses in the Ultimate Showdown without using the mid-round checkpoint

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Cyber Hell 4: Master Beta

Medals Earned: 10/10 (350/350 points)

Chump 5 Points

Defeat the first incarnation

Chumpette 5 Points

Defeat the second incarnation

Yours 5 Points

Defeat the third incarnation

Up 10 Points

Defeat the forth incarnation

Pimpmobile 25 Points

Defeat the fifth incarnation

Bite 50 Points

Defeat the sixth incarnation

Daffodil 50 Points

Defeat the ninth incarnation

My 50 Points

Defeat the seventh incarnation

Shiny 50 Points

Defeat the eighth incarnation

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Cyber Hell 6

Medals Earned: 13/13 (500/500 points)

D-Bot 10 Points

Penetrate P-Bot

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Damian : The Hellevator

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

The devil's eyes 5 Points

Clear floor 1

Wanna play? 5 Points

Clear floor 2

Drop f*cking dead! 10 Points

Clear floor 4

Your suffering will be legendary... 10 Points

Clear floor 3

I got some good barbecue here! 25 Points

Clear floor 6

Kiss me, fat boy! 25 Points

Clear floor 5

Now I'm playing with power! 25 Points

Clear floor 7

Revelation 100 Points

Complete the game on Hell mode

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E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 33/100 (165/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.